Dan Humphrey. Last seen in Elon’s radio station tied and nearly nude. Was held hostage by two seniors who interrogated him about his lovelife, writing career, and moral standards. They stole his iPod. No word to whether he found his clothes…feeling cold, Dan?
xoxo, Gossip Girl
Ahem, pardon the brief interruption. The above is all true. But I just wanted to add that this Brooklynite has been able to survive in the wild Upper East Side among the high-class socialites, a true mark of his perserverance and strength. Part of this may have had to do with the fact that he is a quieter and more reserved student compared to his other classmates at St. Jude’s School, which include Chuck Bass (son of influential businessman Bart) and Nate Archibald. His on-again-off-again relationship with Serena van der Woodsen is the talk of the town and causes much drama among the elite crowd (you can do better, Serena!). Dan’s hometown and reserved yet quirky personality lead in to his (excellent, might I add) music choices. Take a look at his playlist, and listen to our exclusive interview: